beaky-peartree:

even white people are sick of white people’s bullshit

(via shercockandmycrotch)


supernaturalapocalypse:

9x23 - Season 10 Clip (x)

(via shercockandmycrotch)


kvotheunkvothe:

brodingershat:

That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.

I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.

(via castielogically)


keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

(via shercockandmycrotch)


itssexualhour:

So I went over to my boyfriend’s house tonight, and we decided to go night swimming. Well, we were kissing and grinding and all that in the pool and suddenly he just hugs me to him and says ‘I love you, and I’m glad you’re mine’ and when he said that I leaned in towards his ear and said ‘mine’ in the same voice as those seagulls from Finding Nemo and then he did it back and we basically sat in the pool shouting ‘MINE!’ at each other for a solid minute.

(via cutiecasss)



Castiel - Heaven Can't Wait (9 x 06)
Castiel - Heaven Can't Wait (9 x 06)

(via cutiecasss)


surprisebitch:

"yes i am a huge fan of horror flicks"

image

(via trust)


sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

(via peachicetea)


funny-text-posts:

Part 2 of my favourite text posts

(via inthefandombutnotofthefandom)


rnikan:

SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

(via gingerbreadeffects)